Tom Waits/Quotes
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
The piano has been drinking, not me.
You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
And the things you can’t remember tell the things you can’t forget that history puts a saint in every dream.